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	<title>The Happy Moron</title>
	<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog</link>
	<description>When being stupid is smart</description>
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		<title>What is a machine?</title>
		<description>I don't know, I don't particuarly care.

But I have friends who are happy to argue for hours about it. The instigator was a poor innocent kettle that waltzed the discussion through mechanics, thermodynamics, wedges and tympanic membranes.

I admit to my own role in the drama.

I'm posting this for the innocents. ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/03/14/what-is-a-machine/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not dead</title>
		<description>I just lack the motivation and the time to post.

So here's a link -

a fascinating article for those who like to think about the quirks and foibles of humanity. </description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/03/08/im-not-dead/</link>
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		<title>Character</title>
		<description>Fabio Capello is a man who knows what he's talking about.

Current manager of England's national football team, he's won titles with Real Madrid, Juventus, Roma and Milan - and the Champions League to boot.

When England wanted the man to fix their woes... they called Fabio Capello.

So far, he's delivered the ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/03/03/character/</link>
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		<title>Now we can play, too</title>
		<description>I got my first email from an MLA the other day.

I didn't recognize it in the inbox, but when I clicked on it I saw that it was a form response to a petition that I had supported.

I say 'supported' because, well... I never actually signed anything. The whole thing ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/24/now-we-can-play-too/</link>
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		<title>Errorgance</title>
		<description>The only thing more painful than a jerk is an incompetent jerk. </description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/23/errorgance/</link>
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		<title>Musings on Sport</title>
		<description>Right now the Olympics are going on, and if I have to say one thing about the Olympics, it is that they are old. We've been mucking with sport for a long time. What I don't get is, "Why?"

I think there's probably a couple posts worth on this topic, but ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/22/musings-on-sport/</link>
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		<title>Complaining about broken software</title>
		<description>This is an angry post.

Recently Facebook "updated" its interface. I noticed no great improvement, but the bugs really riled me. Try to write a comment... doesn't work. Okay then.

When I logged in to my yahoo mail, there was a little box asking me, "What are you doing right now?"

Do you ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/19/complaining-about-broken-software/</link>
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		<title>It was only a matter of time</title>
		<description>...before someone did this:

Please rob me searches twitter for tweets that indicate someone is not at home.

It's made the news; a lot of the news. You've probably already read about it before you read this post. My first thought is, "Darn, I should have done this." Hopefully it raises public ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/18/it-was-only-a-matter-of-time/</link>
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		<title>This is a post</title>
		<description>I feel bad that there aren't very many new posts, so...

Here everyone is!

I'm almost finished my Time Management analysis, so I think I'll do a final wrap up (while leaving things open to possible future musings).

Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent, so that means I should finish ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/16/this-is-a-post/</link>
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		<title>WOTD &#8211; Portentious</title>
		<description>A dump from my cubicle's white-plank.

Portentious

comes from - 'portend'.

'por' - a variation on the prefix 'pro', meaning 'go forward'. Think 'protrude, protract' vs 'extrude, retract,extract'

'tend' - from 'tendere', meaning to stretch or reach. Think 'extend'.

Therefore - Portentious - forward stretching, or foretelling. Reaching beyond the present.

Completely unrelated to:

'important'

Once you dig ...</description>
		<link>http://thehappymoron.com/blog/2010/02/10/wotd-portentious/</link>
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