From the Word of the Day that I keep on my whiteboard: WOTD: affect(process)/effect(state) The best way to have an effect is to affect someone. (We all need a little affection) If you verb the ‘e’ word, you are evil. … Continue reading
“Joke or not, I now recognize that what I did was a mistake and was wrong,” Arenas said. “I should not have brought the guns to D.C. in the first place, and I now realize that there’s no such thing … Continue reading
At Save on Foods, the clerks carry knives. They carry them on their belts, hung in little pouches, nestled in among the pens and little notepads. Knives. I saw one clerk there who had a dark green apron fastened beneath … Continue reading
Q)What do you call the fat French Aardvark? A)L’ardvark Q)What do you call a quarter-pound French Aardvark? A)A Royale. Q)What do you call a quarter-pound French Aardvark that you make bad jokes about? A)A Royale with cheese. Q)What do you … Continue reading
There are thousands of these all over the internet, but this one is great.
Does a mall count as indoors? Does a baseball cap count? Do you have to tip your hat to a lady if she’s wearing trousers? Not if you were born after 1900 Exception – you do if you’re wearing a … Continue reading
Why do we still have TV news anchors? So far as I can tell, good news anchors embody the following: Bland and inoffensive Willing to endure a yuppie haircut Pretty face Ability to adhere to standard intonation pattern Don’t make … Continue reading
For the next four months, it will be dark when I go to work and dark when I get home. Oh Goody.
I want one. Why not? I think the advent of wireless keyboards and mice make it practical… and my cubicle is exactly the right size Let’s do a comparison: Office Chair Hammock Is crazy expensive Cheap, Cheap, Cheap! Has fiddly levers … Continue reading
And an alien spacecraft appears above the earth. The earth prepares to welcome our galactic neighbors. Global leaders come together to prepare a landing site, complete with red carpet. They handpick a team of ambassadors from around the world. The … Continue reading