Every Now and Again

January 30, 2012 under tongueincheek

I remember Dinosaur Comics.

And I smile a little bit.

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If I Remember My Belt

August 5, 2011 under tongueincheek

… then my Friday morning has been a success.

I forget too often on Friday.

 As I’m on the train, or walking into work, my hand will brush against my waist. Some neuron in my brain fires (I’m pretty sure I have a dedicated belt recognition neuron) and yes, it feels wrong because my belt is. not. there.

I call them Eye Contact Fridays.

If you see me catch and hold your gaze from afar? If I approach with vim and vigor, greet you enthusiastically? Don’t look down. You’ll see me beltless. Or you’ll see the spot on my shirt.

Hold their gaze… Close the distance quickly… Big smile!

I don’t know what it is about Fridays.

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The Joy of Computing – II

June 21, 2011 under technical, tongueincheek

for /f %%i in (‘find %~1 -print ^| grep .*java$’) do @for /f “delims=” %%j in (‘wc -w %%i ^| sed s/\(^^[0-9]*\^).*/\1/’) do @set /a N+=%%j

This is why I hate computers.

The Joy of Computing

May 27, 2011 under tongueincheek

for /F %%n in ('echo %working_path%\%1 ^| sed s/[^^^^\]\$/%2\\%1/') do set new_file=%%n

This is why I hate computers.

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For all you perfectionists

February 26, 2011 under tongueincheek

funny pictures - It duzent matter weather u win or lose....
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

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It takes a whole village to raise a child

February 24, 2011 under tongueincheek

Or so they say… but if you’ve ever seen a small boy play with matches, you know the truth:

It only takes a child to raze a whole village.

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Brrr…

February 1, 2011 under tongueincheek

It’s so cold here even our steam is only room temperature.


Where is the internet at?

December 30, 2010 under curios, tongueincheek

CuteWinFail is where the internet is at.

Contact

December 16, 2010 under tongueincheek

But why is it called “eye contact”, and not, “you contact”?

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Live from New York

October 27, 2010 under curios, tongueincheek

An interesting candidate from the New York gubernatorial debate…

He’s a serious candidate. But he has, shall we say, a unique perspective. Still, I’m inclined to think that there’s at least some truth to be found in his point of view.

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