US Student loans

September 29, 2010 under Uncategorized

Interesting.

If, by interesting, you mean abhorrent.

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Moral Excellence – Part III

September 27, 2010 under theology

Sometimes I imagine a web-designer’s nightmare. (I just imagine – I don’t really know what nightmares web designers have. I’m not a web designer, but I listen to them complain on the internet sometimes).

You make the website. You follow the rules of thumb. You do it right; you do your best. It’s standards compliant; it’s clean. The site has a heart – it says something – it tells a story.

The client looks at it… “It’s not quite right. Could you make it a little more… Wednesday?”

Umm… What is Wednesday, exactly? I guess my grade three teacher messed up somewhere, because she never told me it was an adjective!

Excellence in software implies more than functionality. Excellence in software requires design and passion and life. It requires beauty and wholeness.

It means satisfying the client’s true desires.

So how about morality? When God asks us to fill a contract for morality… what are the terms?

What kind of client is God?

What are the requirements?

Well… they’re not exactly… specific.

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The internet has a koan for this

September 22, 2010 under curios, technical, tongueincheek

The internet has a koan for this. (Non-link-follower-summary: Initiative to create ‘one system to rule them all’ is a bad idea).

From the BBC Article:

The idea would enable a given app to work, for example, on a web-ready television, in a car and on a mobile, no matter the makers of the devices.

However, industry insiders say the idea is unlikely to get off the ground.

Yeah, no kidding. Ima shut up now.  Read the koan.

A logical fallacy

September 21, 2010 under Uncategorized

So often, we find ourselves talking about the Church…

But not talking about Jesus.

Witness(and read, it’s excellent) this article in the New Yorker (examining the Papal visit to Britain).

Conventional wisdom holds that such respect is increasingly misplaced, and that the papacy is increasingly a millstone around Roman Catholicism’s neck. If it weren’t for the reactionaries in the Vatican, the argument runs, priests might have been permitted to marry, forestalling the sex abuse crisis. Birth control, gay relationships, divorce and remarriage might have been blessed, bringing lapsed Catholics back into the fold. Theological dissent would have been allowed to flourish, creating a more welcoming environment for religious seekers.

And yes, the church’s exclusive theological claims and stringent moral message don’t go over well in a multicultural, sexually liberated society. But the example of Catholicism’s rivals suggests that the church might well be much worse off if it had simply refashioned itself to fit the prevailing values of the age. That’s what the denominations of mainline Protestantism have done, across the last four decades — and instead of gaining members, they’ve dwindled into irrelevance.

Notice the assumptions about what is good and bad.

Implied good things (at least according to conventional wisdom) are – positive public relations, no sex abuse crisis, membership increased by the lapsed coming back to the fold, dissent encouraged to welcome ‘seekers’.

Bad things are sexual abuse crises and dwindling into irrelevance- aka losing members and social influence.

The article treats the Church as an organization. Nothing wrong with that (it is one), but treating the Church as *just* an organization is a fallacy. Why? Because this whole Christianity thing is founded on the person of Christ, and you can’t discuss the Church in any meaningful fashion without discussing him.

For example, Jesus reserves the right to recast our ideas of what good and bad are.

Positive PR? Social influence? Irrelevance?  - He came unto his own, and his own did not receive him.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

Church Membership? “Come to me all who are weary and heavy laden.”

A welcoming environment for dissent and discussion? “I am the way, the truth and the life.”

Given the fundamental tenets of Christian doctrine (born of the Spirit, perchance, that same Spirit which no one can say where it is going?) and the centrality of Jesus Christ, it should be apparent that conventional “best organizational practices” need not apply. Whatever we are, a good morality organization we are not. Think of Lewis’ “God or a Bad Man” argument extended to we,  Christ’s followers.

It is useless and dangerously wrong to try and analyze the Christian Church as just an organization or as a social entity. It’s a logical fallacy to try and talk about the Church without first talking about Jesus.

HE IS the necessary context for grounding the discussion.

Addendum: If it is “dangerously wrong” to analyze the Christian Church as just an organization, what does this imply about trying to operate it as such? :-P

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A fun job

September 17, 2010 under curios

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Hidden Assumptions

September 16, 2010 under curios

Notice the combination of headline and summary in this BBC story…eavesdropping_screenshot

This innocent blurb says quite a lot:

  • A defining factor in “right” or “wrong” is whether or not people do it.
  • If it is natural, it is right – right is aligned to human nature

So far as I can tell, this logic flows from a terrible cognitive dissonance.

If our nature is not aligned to what is right, then we can be condemned for simply being. We can be doing wrong by the simple act of breathing and existing and living by our nature.

And no one can live when they  feel condemned by merely being.

So we can solve this horrible dilemma by declaring anything which flows from our intrinsic nature as right, because the alternative is unlivable.

On a side note, stories like this illustrate why I don’t believe in the separation of Church and State. If we can’t even write a simple newspaper article without flaunting our religious beliefs, how can we ever run a country?

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Pride

September 11, 2010 under curios

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Lawyers are incredible

September 11, 2010 under technical

Today I was looking up some law. And the law was awesome.

It was written clearly, with no unnecessary words or phrases. Every bit of the text was meaningful. Nothing was repeated. No definitions were duplicated.

Information was managed in multiple documents with clear linking between documents. Referential Integrity was maintained – when I looked up Division 5.1 in the regulation, it was actually there.

Yes, it was complicated. But I really don’t see how it could have been made any less complicated than it was. There wasn’t really any fat to it.

In short, it was a masterful example of how to manage information in large, complicated documents. Hooray for lawyers!

The other people who are worried about management of information in large, complicated documents are, of course, computer programmers.

On a daily basis, programmers suffer the headaches of redundant or conflicting definitions, poor and confusing organization, and obscure or complex language.

To a certain degree, what the large body of text says is irrelevant. So long as the text is:

  • Meaningful
  • Subject to demands of rigour and correctness
  • Complex and intradependent

then the text is subject to certain principles of organization.

Don’t repeat things. If you repeat a definition, someone will change it in one place and miss another, and, hey presto, conflicting definitions.

Don’t use more text when less will do. Remove any unnecessary complexity.

Break the text up into labeled sections and subsections. Represent dependencies and links between sections and subsections in a clear, unambiguous fashion.

Is this similarity of text an accident? Is there a reason laws are called “Codes?”

The body of law is, in a sense, an executable program. It is taken, along with some circumstantial inputs, and given to an executor which evaluates the inputs according to the law, and produces a result.

It’s an incredibly complex program, because its processor, unlike a computer, is not deterministic. Give a modern computer processor the same inputs twice and it will give you the same result twice. (That’s kind of an important property of modern CPUs – it would a bad thing if they were inventive when adding numbers).

Legal processors, for all the effort expended to ensure a consistent judiciary, are non deterministic. They are human. This is largely a good thing, because humans turn out to be far more flexible, adaptable and fault tolerant than computers.

And lawyers, it seems, do a far better job of writing code than programmers. No wonder they get paid the big bucks.

Shorpy

September 10, 2010 under curios, metablogging

Just a quick link plug for a new link, Shorpy.

I’ve known about this one for a while but I was recently reminded what a great site it is.

Sharpen the hammer

September 8, 2010 under tongueincheek

Remember folks, don’t drive yourself too hard… Take some time to sharpen the hammer.

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