Q)What do you call the fat French Aardvark?
A)L’ardvark
Q)What do you call a quarter-pound French Aardvark?
A)A Royale.
Q)What do you call a quarter-pound French Aardvark that you make bad jokes about?
A)A Royale with cheese.
Q)What do you say to a six fingered Aardvark?
A)”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my ant. Prepare to die.”
One Response to "Aardvarks"
Bad, really really bad, but punny.