Somali Piracy

December 17, 2008 under curios

Everyone else seems to be talking about Somali piracy, so I may as well.

When I first heard about this, it struck me as a classic case of bored young men.

The practical thing that really puzzled me was, how on earth do ships get captured by pirates? What munitions do the pirates carry that allow them to capture a vessel the size of an oil tanker? Furthermore, the pirates may have these weapons, but can they actually aim them? It seems to me that from the elevated position of an oil tanker, you’re in a pretty good position to repel boarders.

Of course, there’s an answer to that: merchant tankers are not allowed to repel boarders. If they put armed men on board, they lose their insurance coverage. Insurance companies apparently don’t like covering ships that are likely to get into gunfights.

Gwynne Dyer has a beautiful article on the subject; the gist is that the Navies of the world lack the legal mandate to effectively deal with the pirates.

Most articles I’ve encountered seem to deal almost exclusively with the question of, “How do we make these pirates go away?” This is the same attitude I see taken towards terrorism, which is unsurprising. To be effective, piracy relies heavily on terror. Maybe we can enable our navies, maybe we can go through the UN and attack the pirates’ land bases, maybe we can sail around them…

These articles ignore the fact that as long as piracy offers the most attractive life for a Somali man, he will take it. It becomes hard to judge him for that, because his is basic human behaviour.

“Where can I find respect? Where can I make a name for myself? Where can I show the world, which doesn’t care about me, that I am something greater than they think?”

Defying the great world powers and collecting millions in ransom from them seems like a pretty good start. Given the opportunity to do that who wouldn’t? Sure, it suffers a few moral issues and there are a few personal risks involved, but they seem a reasonable trade off.

Of course, if you have the option to live a peaceful life that is fulfilling and satisfying, you may just pass on the chance to be a pirate.

I’ll bet they could use the Gospel.

If you insist on looking at piracy as an annoyance, and are only concerned with getting rid of pirates as quickly as possible, you’ll never hit upon the answer that really solves your problem.

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Vindication

December 16, 2008 under Uncategorized

It has been my opinion for a long, long time that romantic comedies are no good thing.

Hollywood romance bothers me because the people involved are not real people.

They are fantastic in nature yet crafted in common-place settings. Blurring fantasy and reality can be dangerous. Romantic comedies deal exclusively in the way we wish things were. We wish women to be pretty and men, dashing. We dream that tragic flaws could be washed away in the name of true love and we imagine a world where none of our needs go unmet. The world we wish for is not our world.

The last great romantic film I saw was “A Beautiful Mind”. It treated its characters like real people (shock! they were).

Reinforcing a concept of happiness that has no ground in reality is setting yourself up for pain. It’s okay to wish for something that *could* happen. Even better is wishing for something that is likely to happen.

The happiest that we can be is when we wish for things that *will* happen.

Oh Boy!! Maybe I’ll get to eat some salt beef tonight while I’m vacuuming my living room!!!

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What’s the beef?

December 13, 2008 under curios

My brother seems to be underwhelmed by the 7lb tub of naval salt beef I bought at the supermarket.

I can’t understand it. Not only is it a hefty tub of beef, but it’s both coastal and vintage.

He put it in the fridge. I’m pretty sure you don’t need to do that ;-)

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Oh look, people lie about their reading habits

December 11, 2008 under tongueincheek

To impress the opposite sex.

Oh Baby! I’m so there!” — Faust

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The joys of youth

December 8, 2008 under curios

Teenagers will try and smoke pretty much anything.

A friend of mine mentioned the other day how he and his friends used to crush candy and snort it. I hope they never discovered pixie stix. My gang was all about smoking tea leaves. What was your vice, dear reader?

Sticking random stuff up your nose isn’t very smart, but hey, that’s the (dis?)advantage of youth.

Dumb stuff is a wonderful learning tool. The only problem is, if you ever hit on anything really harmful, will you be smart enough to tell the difference?

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I try to be nice….

December 6, 2008 under curios, tongueincheek

I really do.

So please don’t judge me too harshly when I say that this list sums up what I think about Christmas.

I’d like to think that despising kitsch doesn’t make me a bad person.

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The irony is deafening

December 4, 2008 under tongueincheek

You’ll have to take my word for the fact that I posted this before I saw this.

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His life is not like mine

December 3, 2008 under curios, metablogging

Although we share the same internet.

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Who’s Crazy Now?

December 2, 2008 under tongueincheek

<Insert obligatory “shoot yourself in the foot” joke here>

Ordinarily, I try to avoid banal celebrity news. However, the story linked above is special – it allows me to reframe, “crazy.”

You might think that talking to yourself is crazy. I think that if he’d talked to himself, he’d have talked himself right out of this whole mess.

“Ughh… too early, man. Too early.”

“Shower & shave… You’re looking mighty fine, Plaxico”

Getting dressed: trousers, jacket, bling, bling, bling

Putting a loaded firearm down my pants… HEY! Wait a minute, what was that last thing I said?

Disclaimer – I don’t know where he stored it. I don’t particularly care.

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Living apart from grace.

December 1, 2008 under theology

What does condemnation look like?

It’s chilling.

It’s the story of someone whose life is forfeit. In trying to do the simplest thing, just living a natural life, they’re inviting death. What do you do when that is taken away from you? How do you tell a child, “You can’t go to school, or you will die.” For no greater crime than being born into a tainted family, the child stands condemned.

This is what it looks like when judgement triumphs over mercy. Once in, there is only one way to escape, and that is forgiveness.

I’m struck by how closely our cultures and societies mirror our internal conflict.

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